There is a good argument that anybody stupid enough to elect Jon Kyl to the United States Senate may be too stupid to be a citizen. What the hell were the people of Arizona thinking? What did they know and when did they know it? Did they know Kyl intended to throw out the entire Constitution?

Of course, we're all guilty of voting for crackpots or despots now and then, but Kyl as been re-elected several times. The Christian Teliban must have a lock on that place. The religious fanatics keep re-electing this goof-ball.

Kyl, of course, is the Senator responsible for the Kyl Bill. He's decided you and I shouldn't be allowed to gamble. Here's a guy who wants to make it illegal for you and I to bet on the Super Bowl, even if we do it in a foreign country. He wants the government to monitor everything we do at our own desks. Here’s a guy whose parents couldn’t even spell the word ‘John’ nor the name 'Kyle', and he thinks he should be in charge of our private affairs.

He not only wants to ban our right to gamble, by the way, he wants control of your wife and daughter's reproduction organs. He wants to force women to have unwanted babies....You know, like in Muslim countries, or back in Nazi Germany. 

By the way, I would like to introduce a law of my own: Whomever elects a United States Senator has to supply him with a decent wig. That thing on Kyl’s head looks like road-kill. If the man's not smart enough to buy a decent wig, how’s he gonna run our private life?

The whole situation is surreal. Here’s a guy in a $20 wig telling us we can’t bet on a ball game even in Australia or Costa Rica or wherever, much less here in the so-called "Land of the Free". (The USA is the only Western Country where grown men aren't allowed to gamble.....Did you get that? The ONLY Western country where grown men put up with that shit.) If Arizona re-elects this stiff one more time, I say throw the whole state out of the country. Give it to Mexico. Mexico’s used to bad politicians. Meanwhile, I wish somebody would give this guy a copy of the Constitution and show him the part about keeping to hell out of my private affairs.